There's a troll who lives under the bridge of my wi-fi
Pathetic non-progressive sibilant!
He waits to pounce on my info
Trounce the work I live fo'
A thorn in my side
No place to hide
He's creepy, he's crawley
My gosh he is gnarly
He lurks to see
How to bother me
And that is no blarney!